22 Funny group quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?
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  5 months ago

  View →: A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Things I hate about group work: The group.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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