6,000+ funny quotes 💥

Welcome to Wordgag! Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up.


How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.
  • I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.
  • I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?
  • Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.
  • Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.
  • Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?