Commentary:
Breathing and journaling help, but my wallet still wants a raise 😂👜💸
15 Funny breathing quotes
Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?
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Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.
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Sounds like a typical day of Olympics-level adulting! 😅🥇💤
Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.
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Ah, the classic love saga: from "you take my breath away" to "why are you breathing?" 🤦♂️❤️
Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.
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"Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"
That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.
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"Ah, the struggle when you can hear their annoying breaths from a mile away… 🙄😆 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke on you! 🤦♂️ Just remember, deep breaths, you got this! 😂 #AwkwardEncounters"
Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.
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"Who knew that simply breathing through our nose was a luxury we took for granted? 🤧 Appreciating the simple joys in life, one clear nostril at a time! 😂 #BlockedNoseStruggles"
Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?
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"Ah, the ultimate movie-watching challenge: playing detective to catch those pesky breathing actors in action! Who knew being nosy could be so morbidly entertaining?"
If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
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Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace
Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.
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Ah, the simple joys of multi-nostril breathing, a skill reserved for the carefree days of youth! 🌬️😄 Perhaps it's a sign that adulting is getting a bit too stuffy? Just imagine the possibilities if we could still pull off that nostril multitasking feat today! 🤔😂 #NostalgicNostrils