Commentary:
"Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜♂️"
Funny submarine quotes
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.
Commentary:
"When God closes a door, he opens a window. 🚪➡️🪟 Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… 🌊⛴️ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! 🚶♂️🔍"
If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?
Commentary:
"Well, seems like someone is aiming for that 'nuclear-powered toaster' vibe in their kitchen 🚀🏠 #HomeSweetFission"
How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?
Commentary:
Well, it appears this submarine is playing a classic game of hide and seek with oxygen – breathe in, breathe out, oops where did it go? 🌬️🤷♂️ Seems like they need a lesson in keeping track of their precious gas or it might end up being a case of "One breath in, two breaths out, one oxygen tank gone!" 🤦🤣
My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”
Commentary:
Guess some people just can’t handle the high stakes of underwater fang-tastic fiction! 😂🧛♂️🚢