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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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"When God closes a door, he opens a window. ๐Ÿšชโžก๏ธ๐ŸชŸ Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… ๐ŸŒŠโ›ด๏ธ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”"

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