How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHow inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago. I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.