How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Desperate times call for desperate measures! π Maybe next time bring a back-scratcher just in case! π #BackScratchEmergency" Related Funny Posts π€ Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangerβs leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’ At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever. Doggy style is out cat style is in. Itβs where I let you touch me until Iβm satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.