Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Commentary:
“Trying to balance being a sleepy girl with a busy life is like trying to juggle coffee cups on a Monday morning – you just know one of them is going to spill!”

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