Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.