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When you tweet, it’s like a game of "Who Wants to Be a Critic?" starring everyone! 🎭📲
38 Funny stranger quotes
Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.
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Spreading kindness online—because "Get off my lawn!" doesn't work over Wi-Fi! 😄🌐
Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.
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Hope my neighbors don't mind all the shirt casualties and surprise Hulkamania! 🤣💪👕
That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.
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When you realize your emotional investment had the return rate of a potato 🥔🚫📈
I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.
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He might be hot enough to melt ice, but he definitely needs a GPS to find the punchline 😂🔥
Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.
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Sounds like you're setting tickle boundaries and asserting dominance in public! 🚌😄👋
Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”
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When you get tired of playing the world's longest game of charades with strangers 😂🤷♂️🎭
Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’
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When you realize the Upside Down is just a bad hair day away from world domination! 😆👨🦱🔄
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
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Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜
As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.
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I know, right? My "Strangers Offering Free Drugs" punch card is still completely blank! 😅🍬🚫