38 funny stranger quotes - Wordgag

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

May 24, 2026

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

May 24, 2026

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

May 22, 2026

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

May 22, 2026

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

May 22, 2026

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

May 22, 2026

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

May 22, 2026

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

May 21, 2026

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

May 21, 2026

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

May 20, 2026

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

May 20, 2026

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

May 20, 2026

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

May 20, 2026

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

May 19, 2026

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

May 19, 2026

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

May 19, 2026

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

May 19, 2026

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

May 19, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

May 19, 2026

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

May 19, 2026

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

May 18, 2026

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

May 18, 2026

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

May 18, 2026

Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

Apr 1, 2026

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Apr 1, 2026

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Apr 1, 2026

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Apr 1, 2026

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

Apr 1, 2026

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

Apr 1, 2026

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Apr 1, 2026

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Mar 31, 2026

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Mar 31, 2026

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Mar 31, 2026

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Mar 31, 2026

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Mar 31, 2026

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Mar 30, 2026

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Mar 29, 2026

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Mar 28, 2026