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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

61 shares on Instagram this month:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Spotted on YouTube:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Just shared via Slack:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Making waves on Instagram:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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