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Arriving late but still hailed like a rockstar, must be nice to have a VIP pass for friendship at work! 😎🙌⏰
82 Funny happy quotes
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.
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When I'm happy, it's either a lucky glitch in my brain or I'm ignoring my to-do list like it's a toxic ex! 😅🤦♂️📋
I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.
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Well, now Pharrell owes me an explanation for turning my frown upside-downside! 🎶😅
Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.
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Proof that laughter is the best beauty product! 😄💅
Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.
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When the highlight of your day is finding the perfect nap position ☕😴 #50sLife
I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.
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Can't imagine broccoli being there to listen to my life story at 2 AM 🍷😂🥦
James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.
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Why stress over world domination when you can just buy the planet and forget to water it 😂💸🌍
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.
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Swapping pixels for giggles? Count me in! 📱➡️😄💃
Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.
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Interrupting his spiritual cleanse with a simple "New Year, who dis?" 😜🎉📱
Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.
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When you realize even AI is scoring better on the relationship front 🤖💘