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  • Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs whitening strips when you’ve got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades”

  • Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

    Commentary:
    When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼

  • “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

    Commentary:
    “Shopping carts may be the only real place where ‘treat yourself’ becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂”

  • The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

    Commentary:
    “When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream”

  • I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

    Commentary:
    “Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂”

  • Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

    Commentary:
    “Currently negotiating peace talks with my ‘crisis cookies’ 🍪😂 How’s the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫”

  • You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

    Commentary:
    “When touching your toes feels like an Olympic sport. 🏋️‍♂️🧘‍♀️😅”

  • Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

    Commentary:
    “Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals”

  • Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️”

  • I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf”

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