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Embracing the no-bra, big-shirt life—where comfort is high fashion and freedom is a style choice! 😎👕🕺
178 Funny self-care quotes
Not right now. I’m manifesting.
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Channeling my inner wizard, please hold! 🧙♂️✨
I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a rustic coffee shop in the woods with hug-only seating! ☕🌲🤗
I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.
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Iced coffee: the self-care elixir that keeps me hydrated and hyper-caffeinated! ☕️💧😄
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.
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Plot twist: My chin hairs have better plot development than most TV shows 😂🪒
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.
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Laughing at how even trauma comes with free shipping and a lifetime subscription! 🙃🛒🧠
Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.
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Who needs a date when you've got a hot pizza and a cozy 8:30 bedtime? 🍕😴❤️
If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.
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When life doesn't give you lemons, just buy your own and make a luxury lemonade stand 🍋💅✨
Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.
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That's right, I'm just following doctor's orders as I enjoy my leisurely 20-year spa day 😂🛁⏳