I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Commentary:
Ah, the Thanksgiving table – where family dynamics take center stage! ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ It's like a live performance of The Real Housewives of Dysfunction Junction! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who needs name cards when you can just assign DSM-5 diagnoses to everyone instead? ๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿคช #ThanksgivingTales

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