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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.