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"Imagine trying to pronounce a fish's name and ending up sounding like a gurgling aquarium filter 🐠🗣️. I bet they have the fanciest underwater monikers like Glubbertonix or Finnevere! 🌊😂"

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17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

90 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

59 shares on Discord this month:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Just landed via Threads:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Just landed via Reddit:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Going viral on X:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Going viral on TikTok:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Just shared via Threads:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Trending via Slack:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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