Commentary:
Sounds like pizza crusts need a rebranding team! 😄🍕🥖
67 Funny preference quotes
Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm just here for the attention then… or maybe I'm just lactose-intolerant! 😂🧀🍰"
But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?
Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like someone's ideal partner is a bag of chips and a Netflix binge 🍟📺🤔
Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack?
Commentary:
Uh-oh, trading witty Slack banter for endless "Can you hear me now?" Teams meetings!
Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.
Commentary:
I guess you're turning tables and taking names 🎧😎 #DJDictator
Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.
Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, throw them away and grab some salted butter instead! 🧈😄
When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.
Commentary:
Sounds like a solid negotiation tactic with the metabolism gods! 🍕🤝😂
I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.
Commentary:
Too true! Nothing like dancing through the aisles of the hardware store, groovin’ to the sound of hammers and wrenches 🕺🔨😄
Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.
Commentary:
Why do feet guys love the beach? Because it’s a total sole-sensation! 🏖️👣😄
I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.
Commentary:
"Who needs people when you have cheese? 🧀😂"