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Witty text about glowing in the dark after buying antidepressants online, humorous and playful.

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Commentary:
"Who needs a night light when you've got Temu's special glow-in-the-dark antidepressants? 💊✨ Say goodbye to the darkness… and hello to your new radiant aura! 😂 #GlowUp"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged antidepressant, dark, glow, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, online, online shopping, shopping, Temu on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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