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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.