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"Admitting that you find someone weirder than you… now that's impressive self-awareness! 🤪 Embrace the quirks and embrace the weirdness, it's what makes life interesting, after all! 🤩 #EmbraceTheWeird"

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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96 shares on Facebook this month:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Weddings should have a worst man.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

87 shares on Threads this month:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Just landed via YouTube:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Spotted on X:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Making waves on Telegram:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Going viral on WeChat:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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