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Soul merger approved! 🚀🌀 Let's get this weird party started! 🎉👽
116 Funny weird quotes
I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.
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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.
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Reliving my greatest hits from the awkward years, now playing on repeat at 3 AM 😂🛌💭
If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.
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Channeling my inner Bowie… I'm off to buy more glitter and a pet iguana just to keep things interesting! ✨🦎
Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”
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This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! 🥐😂🍞
No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.
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When life starts resembling a bizarre TV script, just remember Rod Serling probably wrote the original episode 📺👽 #TwilightZoneFeels
Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.
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Welcome to the exclusive club of charmingly quirky oddballs! 🌟🤪
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.
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Well, maybe if expiration dates were printed on foreheads, we'd all be a little nicer 😂🤝⏳
It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.
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The moment you realize you're the monarch of Movie Seat Kingdom! 👑🎥🍿
Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.
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When you finally claim the entire bed but then ruin it with a rogue pillow move 😂🛌💥🦒 #SleepAdventures