71 Funny weird quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just one smart cookie crumbling under the pressure! 🍪😅 #DietGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

  Commentary:
  "Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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  Commentary:
  "Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸‍♂️😜😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, 'weird freak' is just another way of saying 'limited edition'! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Guess that's why my idea of a romantic dinner is sharing Wi-Fi passwords! 📶❤️ #WeirdoAtHeart"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

  Commentary:
  "When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

  Commentary:
  Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

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