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Into the witness protection program for words ✏️🔍😅
64 Funny curiosity quotes
Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.
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Ah, the good old days of moon stalking! Now it's just bills and bad Wi-Fi. 🌝📶💸
Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.
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Testing: The newest frontier in thigh acoustics! 🎶🦵😂
What are cats even trying to do?
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Trying to break into the nap Olympics and master the art of ignoring humans! 🐱😴🎯
Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.
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When guys ask you about a million dollars, they're just secretly hoping for a plot twist in their own buddy movie 🤔💸😂
The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.
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Nosey skills level: Expert! 🕵️♂️👃😂
One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”
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Suddenly, tree rings are the new TikTok trends 🌳🤔😂
What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?
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Looks like you found the secret to waking up perky every day! 😂🌞✨
I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.
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Libraries: the OG internet where whispering was the only search engine! 📚🤫😄
What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?
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Probably around the same time I stop eating cereal for dinner 🍜🏠🔍