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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

100 shares on Threads this month:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Breaking via Slack:

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Seen just now on Discord:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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