99 funny forget quotes - Wordgag

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

May 22, 2026

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

May 22, 2026

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

May 22, 2026

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

May 22, 2026

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

May 22, 2026

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

May 22, 2026

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

May 22, 2026

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

May 21, 2026

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

May 21, 2026

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

May 21, 2026

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

May 21, 2026

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

May 21, 2026

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

May 21, 2026

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

May 20, 2026

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

May 20, 2026

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

May 20, 2026

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

May 20, 2026

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

May 20, 2026

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

May 20, 2026

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

May 20, 2026

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

May 20, 2026

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

May 20, 2026

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

May 20, 2026

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

May 20, 2026

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

May 20, 2026

I forgot how to panic. Help!

May 20, 2026

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

May 20, 2026

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

May 19, 2026

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

May 19, 2026

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

May 19, 2026

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

May 19, 2026

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

May 19, 2026

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

May 19, 2026

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

May 19, 2026

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

May 19, 2026

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

May 19, 2026

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

May 19, 2026

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

May 19, 2026

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

May 18, 2026

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Apr 1, 2026