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- Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.
- Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.
- Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.
- The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.
- Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.
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"When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶♂️🤔" -
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"Plot twist: Fido's secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ 'Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!'" -
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"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜" -
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"Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫" -
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"Ah, the golden rule of self-absorption!🌟 Remember, it's your world, we're all just living in it.💁♂️🌎 #MeMeMe" -
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"Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic" -
Top Funny Forget Quotes 🔥
- Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.
- I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
- When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”
- I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.
- Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.
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