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Getting to the age where I’m like, β€œOh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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I'm at the stage where future plans are more of a 'let's-see-if-I-make-it-that-far' mystery novel πŸ“…πŸ”πŸ’€

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, aging, dark, dark humor, dead, getting, humor, middle, middle age, mortality, oh, pessimism, sarcasm, where on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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