I donβt know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Not a knitting pro, but at least your brain waves are UFO-proof now! πΈπ§Άπ€ Related funny posts π€ ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s. It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes. Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides. Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen. These aliens are taking forever.