Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.
  • I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.
  • It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.
  • Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.
  • I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.
  • I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.