I drive like I’m immortal. Commentary:Driving like you're in a video game, where's the restart button? 🚗💥😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff. Drive as I say, not as I drive. Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains. I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there. I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.