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I drive like I’m immortal.

I drive like I’m immortal.

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Driving like you're in a video game, where's the restart button? 🚗💥😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged drive, driving, humor, i, immortality, reckless, reckless driving on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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