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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.