Funny immortality quotes

When you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality, but the quantum immortality kicked in, so it’s chill.

Commentary:
Guess I just quantum-leaped into another dimension where soap still wins the battle! 🛁🧼😅

I drive like I’m immortal.

Commentary:
Driving like you're in a video game, where's the restart button? 🚗💥😄

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

Commentary:
Looks like immortality is on track; just another few millennia to go!