I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth! Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold. At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer. Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting. So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.