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Oh no, sounds like a "cracking" experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it's time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

70 shares on Discord this month:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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