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Oh no, sounds like a "cracking" experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it's time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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