Commentary:
Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂
Funny childbirth quotes
If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.
Commentary:
Remember, Mary's water broke, not their patience! 😂🛒💦
Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.
Commentary:
That's one way to keep it all in the family! 🤦♀️😂👶
God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the infamous 'man flu'—nature's way of leveling the playing field! 😂🤧👶"
I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!
Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like a "cracking" experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it's time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉
I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.
Commentary:
"I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn't exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills"
During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.
Commentary:
"Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women 😬🤰. Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… 🤒💁♂️ Can we call it a tie? 😂 #BattleoftheSymptoms"
If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
Commentary:
Well, well, well, it seems like babies are born with a sense of fashion flair right from the start! 👶🎩 Just imagine little newborns strutting out into the world with their moms as the latest trend in headwear. 😄👒 It's safe to say that being a hat has never looked cuter or more unexpected! 🤣 #FashionForwardBaby