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Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
52 Funny broke quotes
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.
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Looks like it's time to pull out the old "house chores for board game cash" strategy! 🧹💰😂
If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.
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Remember, Mary's water broke, not their patience! 😂🛒💦
Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.
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Oh sure, my wallet needs more punishment for running out of cash! 😂💸
Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.
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Sounds like my wallet's arch-nemesis is winning the battle! 💸😂
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.
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Sounds like they're stuck in a never-ending episode of "Tech Soap Opera: The Paper Jam Chronicles" 😂🖨️💔💻
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.
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When life gives you receipts, just remember you're writing your financial autobiography! 📚💸😂
Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.
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Squad goals: sharing an iced matcha like a true caffeine commune! 🍵📸😂
Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.
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Sounds like a case for the heartbreak police! 🚨💔😂