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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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"Who needs WiFi when you have sand, sun, and sarcophagi for entertainment? 🤷‍♂️🐫 #AncientWiFi #PyramidsAndChill"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged built, discovery, history, humor, i, internet, invention, irony, pyramids on Mar 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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