I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet. Commentary:"Who needs WiFi when you have sand, sun, and sarcophagi for entertainment? 🤷♂️🐫 #AncientWiFi #PyramidsAndChill" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens. It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is. Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight. I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books. Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.