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🤔👻 "Probably! Remember the great 'Coffee Spill of '09'? Now *that* was terrifying!" ☕😱
74 Funny history quotes
You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the movie where cinematic history meets accidental sunburns! ☀️😂🎬"
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?
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Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
FlightRadar24 would’ve blown the lid off of D-Day.
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With FlightRadar24 back then, even the seagulls would've been sweating the details.
If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.
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Can we at least get some aqueducts thrown in too? Our drains could use an upgrade! 🚗🛣️🏗️
It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.
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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄
We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.
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Oh sure, because nothing says 'piece of cake' like juggling chainsaws blindfolded 😂🎂🔧
There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.
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Time to trade my 9-5 for a future where I'm known as the legendary couch potato 🛋️✨ #Priorities
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
Commentary:
“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”