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Every eclipse is like a cosmic deja vu—"First time since 1734!" Again? Who's keeping this time machine running? 🌞😎🌚
77 Funny history quotes
People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.
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That's like a tooth fairytale where dentures and yachts are best friends! 😂🦷⛵️
Kinda funny that if your religion loses enough wars, it gets downgraded to mythology after a generation or two.
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When your gods go from headlining the cosmic concert to opening for Zeus and crew 😂🎸🎤
I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.
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🤔👻 "Probably! Remember the great 'Coffee Spill of '09'? Now *that* was terrifying!" ☕😱
You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.
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"Ah yes, the movie where cinematic history meets accidental sunburns! ☀️😂🎬"
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?
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Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
FlightRadar24 would’ve blown the lid off of D-Day.
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With FlightRadar24 back then, even the seagulls would've been sweating the details.
If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.
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Can we at least get some aqueducts thrown in too? Our drains could use an upgrade! 🚗🛣️🏗️
It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.
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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄