I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:And here I was hoping to fast-forward through Mondays! πΊπͺ #UniversalDisappointment Related funny posts π€ Even in my early 20βs, I was diagnosed with late stage 40βs. At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?