I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because wha… Commentary:"Me: *trying to look cute* 😘 My man: *staring intensifies* 😳 Inner me: *panicking* 😬 Reality check: *It's the love gaze or the 'did I leave the stove on?' gaze?* 🤔😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I like people who make me forget that I’m shy. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.
