I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if heโs realizing Iโm actually a lil ugly. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Me: *trying to look cute* 😘 My man: *staring intensifies* 😳 Inner me: *panicking* 😬 Reality check: *It's the love gaze or the 'did I leave the stove on?' gaze?* 🤔😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
