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  • Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles”

  • I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

    Commentary:
    “Being nice is just my default setting because let’s face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind”

  • Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife”

  • I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the party got crashed by a bonfire of self-doubt! 🔥😅 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and maybe you just need some better lighting! 💡😉”

  • Occupation: the ugly friend!

    Commentary:
    “Occupation: the ugly friend – Always there for you when you need it, no matter how unglamorous or underappreciated. It’s the friend you can count on to show up uninvited and stick around for the long haul. Just like a true friend, it might not be the most exciting or glamorous aspect of your life, but it’s always there, loyal and reliable, ready to support you through thick and thin. Who knew your job could be so relatable

  • Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if that’s the case, I guess you better stay indoors before you scare off the neighbors! Who knew your reflection could be so powerful?”

  • I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like parenting is a team effort – you handle the intellect, I’ll handle the aesthetics! 🤓👶🤪 #ParentingGoals”

  • Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

    Commentary:
    “If only we could all carry around a ‘handsome’ and ‘ugly’ meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let’s just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?”

  • The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

    Commentary:
    Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the “ugly” label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective

  • I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the path of zero return started early for this person! 👶📉 Let’s hope they peaked in cuteness and not just in self-deprecation! 😂 #BabyGoneBad”

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