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At least you won't be losing beauty sleep! 😴😂✨
38 Funny ugly quotes
Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.
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Looks like I’ve finally found my calling in life as the ultimate medium ugly enthusiast; now I just need to work on my wardrobe! 😂👖😎
I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.
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Glow up goals achieved: from a caterpillar comedian to a hot butterfly! 🐛➡️🦋😂
Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.
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Why showcase the "au naturel" version when filtered fabulousness is just a swipe away? 🍦😜 #IceCreamGetsYouIn
Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?
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Looks like I'm in the VIP club of stunning! Who knew good looks granted internet access? 😎✨
Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.
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I upload pictures with filters for my online persona; my home is where the unfiltered reality show starts! 📷✨🏠😅
Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.
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😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃♂️💼💔"
Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.
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"Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles"
I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
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"Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷♂️ #uglybutkind"
Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.
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"Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife"