I hate math, but I love counting money. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs algebra when you have the sweet sound of cash registers as your soundtrack? Counting money is like therapy for the soul – it's the kind of math we can all get behind!" Related funny posts π€ Who called it girl math and not galgebra? I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating. Whenever Iβm willing to sell my soul, thereβs usually food involved. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.