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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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Live now on Reddit:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Going viral on X:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Spotted on Telegram:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Spotted on Twitch:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Going viral on Twitch:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Just shared via Telegram:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Going viral on WeChat:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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21 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

92 shares on Reddit this month:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

79 shares on Slack this month:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Just landed via YouTube:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Trending via Snapchat:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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