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Well, that's a "grain" attitude to have towards vegetarians! 🌽🥦 No need to "meat" anyone halfway when it comes to dietary preferences! After all, it's all just a matter of "beet" and let "chickpeas" be friends! 🥕😄

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I have no beef with vegetarians.

Keep the laugh going 😂

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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