Funny vegetarian quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have no beef with vegetarians.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a "grain" attitude to have towards vegetarians! 🌽🥦 No need to "meat" anyone halfway when it comes to dietary preferences! After all, it's all just a matter of "beet" and let "chickpeas" be friends! 🥕😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

  Commentary:
  "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 🌿🦊 Who knew veggies could be the silent enemies all along? Watch out, broccoli, I've got my eyes on you!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious case of the poultrygeist! 👻🐔 Can you imagine a ghostly chicken haunting the dinner table of a vegetarian? Better watch out for those clucking spirits! 🍗😱"

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