Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry, my brain's still running on dial-up! 📡🧠😅" Related funny posts 🤝 If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts. Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying. I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you. Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.