I have to stand in the shower about this. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to solve lifeโs mysteries one shampoo bottle at a time ๐ฟ๐ค๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I donโt want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. Canโt stand British posts on my timeline. โI bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!โ What the hell are you talking about? I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues. Sorry Iโm late โ I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff. My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.