The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I call it "meal planning"… in my head… 24/7. 🍕🤔😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever. The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi. I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it. Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.