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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.