I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.