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Dreams: the only place where I'm a morning person and a billionaire! 😴💰👉🙅♂️
110 Funny wake quotes
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.
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That alarm sound is like a mini heart attack waiting to happen! 😂🔔⏰ Who needs coffee when you have an iPhone alarm?
Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.
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In that universe, I bet caffeine is the one that needs me to wake up! ☕️😂✨
I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.
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Sounds like you've got a highly detailed nighttime drama series running in your head! 🌙🛌📚
I miss you when I wake up before you.
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Sounds like a classic case of pre-coffee loneliness! ☕😴
It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.
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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄
No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.
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Sounds like you're dating a human snooze button 😴💕👉⏰
The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.
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Getting older means I've unlocked the superpower of being an alarm clock, even on weekends 🤦♂️⏰😂
You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.
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I'm starting to think my dreams have better plot twists than most TV shows 🍿😴🎬
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.
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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡