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When a sneeze turns into an impromptu coffee splash art competition! 🎨☕️🤧
40 Funny beverage quotes
Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.
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When life gives you lemons, just reach for the Diet Coke instead 🍋➡️🥤🔫😅
This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.
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When your coffee needs its own coffee to function ☕😴💤
Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?
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Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts 🍷💸😄
Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
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Switching coffee for green tea: the fastest way to transform waking up from a sip of happiness to a morning of leafy sorrow ☕➡️🍵😂
My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.
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Lemonade connoisseur in pursuit of the perfect sip, or just thirsty for punishment? 🍋😂
I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.
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Santa's about to learn that Pepsi Max and cookies are the new North Pole gourmet pairing 🍪🥤🎅
Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.
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Looks like we've got a marshmallow emergency on our hands! 🍫🧑⚕️🔥
I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.
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Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! 🧃🐉
How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.
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Counting coffee in single digits feels too modest. I'm sure it's just an infinite loop with extra pep! ☕️😄🔄