34 Funny neighbor quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got front-row tickets to the hottest drama in town, no subscription needed! 🎬📺👀

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they're celebrating Independence Week! 🎇💥🇺🇸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

  Commentary:
  "Guess my neighbor is my new rhythm section! 🪕🥁 #CollabGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "When I crank up Metallica, my neighbors join the live concert! 🎸🤘😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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  Commentary:
  "Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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  Commentary:
  "😂 Looks like we've found the VIPs for her next 'moron' convention! 🏆🎉"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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  Commentary:
  "When your neighbor turns grass-cutting into the ultimate Instagram challenge! 🏆🚜🌿"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

  Commentary:
  "Having more intrusive thoughts than a 90s sitcom neighbor 🤯🏠 – at least you won't hear the laugh track every time they pop up! 😆 #MindFullHouse"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cup of coffee strong enough to create a caffeine buzz loud enough to rouse the entire block? The neighbors might not thank you for the early morning wake-up call, but hey, at least they'll be wide awake!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive art of eavesdropping thwarted by considerate neighbors. How dare they deprive us of our daily dose of neighborhood drama! It's a real tragedy, really. Perhaps it's time to invest in a good pair of binoculars and a spy kit for optimal snooping efficiency."

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