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That's one way to protect your home and your wallet! 😂🏠💰
42 Funny neighbor quotes
Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.
Commentary:
That’s one way to find out who’s truly committed to the match! 📣😂 #LocalLove
Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.
Commentary:
Guess my drumming wasn't a soundproof success story after all! 🥁😴🔔
In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.
Commentary:
Guess the neighbors must be on the naughty list or Santa really needs those air miles! 🎅✈️🏠
Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.
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😂👏 Taking "being neighborly" to a whole new level! Who said borrowing sugar was enough? 🍭💺
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.
Commentary:
That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! 🏆😂👍
“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.
Commentary:
Well, I guess my English teacher just quit their job 😅📚🚪➡️🏃♂️
If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've got front-row tickets to the hottest drama in town, no subscription needed! 🎬📺👀
My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.
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Sounds like they're celebrating Independence Week! 🎇💥🇺🇸
Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!
Commentary:
"Guess my neighbor is my new rhythm section! 🪕🥁 #CollabGoals"