I love men with a provider fetish. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like someone has a shopping cart that's always full! ππΈπ Related funny posts π I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. I still canβt believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. Iβve got 8 of them now and donβt really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up. Going ballistic. Anyone need anything? God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.