Commentary:
Sounds like someone has a shopping cart that's always full! 🛒💸😄
Funny fetish quotes
I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.
Commentary:
Coming to conclusions is my cardio! 🤔🏃♂️💡
My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.
Commentary:
Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices
Foot fetish should just be called feetish.
Commentary:
"Whoever came up with that foot fetish term really missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic upgrade! 🦶😆 Feetish definitely has a better ring to it, don't you think? It's like taking a step in the right direction! 👣😂"
Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.
Commentary:
"Maybe it all started with that cute, cozy sock keeping their feet warm and now they just can't resist a good pair of toes 🧦👣 Who knew socks had such power over our dating preferences!"