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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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