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  • Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.
  • If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.
  • A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.
  • Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.
  • I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.
  • Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.