Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?